Catatan Konyol Plus Ngaco

LV doesn’t need a reason, it just happen!
Just reach your lv to fulfill ur life
Without it ur life wouldn’t worth living
But, don’t try to push it .. lv comes to u.. destined to you…
if u love someone, tell her/him, ‘coz one side of love hurts so deep…
u lose it before u try it

"Look, I guarantee that we’ll have tough times. And I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us will want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine I’ll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart, you’re the only one for me." (Runaway Bride – Maggie Carpenter)

 “That thing, that moment. When you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person; and you realize that that person is the only person that you’re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life.” (Never been Kissed – Josey).

Is this finding SOULMATES matters means sumtin’?

P: Stt… sinian dikit dong. Cepetan. Ayo dong.
G: Ngga ah. Napa sih?
P: Eh, tau ngga… gw kangen berat nehh..
G: Woi… salah kalee..
P: ( memandang dg penuh arti ????…. )

P: Malem minggu kemana nihh? Jalan yukkk
G: Males ahh, gi ga mood. Capekkkk
P: Bentar lagi khan long weekend nek, ayo jalan yukk
G: Sorry, i’m kinda busy now. Gotta go
P: Awas lo ya!

@Nite
P calls G, but no answer..
message sent..
G: "sttt…. do not disturb, i’m dating now!"
P: "dat..det..dot..dat..det..dot..(like slash dot com music from fatboy slim)…be aware!!"
Huahahahahhahaaa… G.. laugh out loud…

8pm next day…
P calls G…
P: Just wanna say hi…
    I’m kinda missing you this weekend…
    You’re troubled up my life
G: Hmmm… u start first… u drowned u’rself
    Just let me outta here….
P: Mmmmmmmmmm…
Beep..beeep.. call end up.

No phone … no phone….
day 1…. no ringing ….. no message…..
silent day….
am I wrong - no I’m right… am I wrong - no I’m right..
H mad - no H has no account in h phone..H mad at me….who cares… I do - no I don’t ….

Hmm… what a unsimply kind of life… weirdos…

1 missed call
Just one ring!!
day 2… start flirting… or wanna fight..
giggleee…. I’m not interesting 2 respond this stupid game..

In my mind..
I made scene 4 "might b h’question"
–if h try 2 call me next time–
1. Hi… sorry I have no account on my cell
2. Ups.. its lowbatt after listening 2 d radio
3. Yeahh… i’m kinda busy yesterday/ a few days ago
4. Mmmm… I’m sick !!! So I can’t answer ur phone
5. Oh… I thought u’ll try to call someone else…
Huahemmmm….
Perhaps I’d like 2 use no.5 then no.1….finally no.3
Yess… H knows me better that when I’m ill my mood turns so bad!!…

Nite calls @8.30pm….
G kept in silence…..
Have Fun Go Mad
Hate me if I’m Bad…….
Please don’t miss me again…(G said)
——-
Ohh…its said and done….
ohh…I’m not d only one…
–Lisa Loeb singing–

Will U call me again today???
if its nite, i wont answer it… for sure…

crazy… such a connection between ….
Called after work hours…. twice……..
Make me think………
Yeah…. so rebelious

Then next morning,
G called, no answer….
Oh… is it revenge????
Ok … I got it….

Damn… for one last nite cry!!!

tHEN.. oN frIDaY….

we start calling each others!!!!! what a LIE

Next Sat…

H ask me 2 buy callcard, but its rain so I refuse

Hmmm… welcome easy sat nite!!
 

I can’t believe… How hard 2 be a liar!!

Mati Kutu… Jangan sampai Kejadian…

Semuanya terekam (tak pernah mati)… yeahh…
all these stupid things I’ve done…

Di suatu situasi yang salah…

P : kangen aja…
G : euy, sadar!! Bukannya udah ada seseorang
P : tapi kangen ma elo
G : ihhh… ogah.. cman d jadiin rubbish
P : hehhh??? (ga ngerti bhs slang)
G : dah sana balik k jalan yg benar
P : jadi klo ngangenin elo gw bjln di jln yg sesat? GBU
G : huahahahhaaa,…Amin…
P : semalem gw OD xtraJzz, biar bisa nonton 4 film sekaligus semaleman…
    Ehh… taunya malah baru bisa tdr jam 2 pagi… Hiks mana jam 5 pagi gw harus dah bgn..
    Lecek deh
G : Mmmmm… gw jg insomnia gara2 miscall lo
    Rasain dehhh… Udah ah hp gw lowbatt nihh

tu tadi cuplikan sms gajebo — ga jelas bo’ dari seorang teman.

Dilema … meski tau jawabnya adalah tidak

Suatu hari yang kelam karena mendung setelah city diserang hujan badai.
P : Honn… pinjem duit dong… buat beli bensin
     Mg depan gw ganti.. buruan nih.. ntar gw ga
     bs pulang…
G : Yee…. minta ma Ii dong… emang gw ATM
P : Ayolah, ntar gw anter pulang.
G : Ujan nihh… Males ah..
P : Please…. gw cuma bawa 10rb nihh… Ayo Hon
G : Mmm… minggu depan balik ya. Janji!!
P : Hihhh… tengkyu - tengkyu…

Sesampainya di parkiran mobil…
P : Nonton dulu yukk… Maksain pulang .. pasti
     jalanan macet. Yukk.. nonton 21
G : Ogah. Lagian ga pny duit sok tajir bgt sihh
P : O…iya ya… Makan dulu deh klo geetoo…
G : (sambil melotottt) Gw dr tadi dah ngebayangin
     mo pulang cepet. Sekarang anter gw plg aja.
     Ga pake mampir"
P : Hmmm… ya udah… beli bensin dulu ya..
     Tau ga.. pengeluaran gw sehari bs 60rb, jd
     1bulan abis 1.8jt buat transport aja…
G : Lho.. kan dah dganti uang transport. Masa
     Mgr ga dapet fasilitas lebih?…
P : Tau nih, gw kok boros bgt ye… Gaji gw aja 6x
     gaji lo, tapi kok gw malah sering minjem lo
     Bingung… bagi Tips finansialnya dong
G : Huhh… itu sih tgantung niat aja, sama ky diet
P : Iya…sehhh.. kynya gw harus ky elo sih ada
     Badan Pengawas Keuangannya biar ga hcost

Terdiam…
Tangannya bergerak mendekat…
P : Lo… makin ok aja…
G : Basi banget… ssttt..
P : Hihhh… gw gemessss banget..
G : Eh… awas dong… liat jalan… (muka sewot)
    Udah jangan rese… ntar kita mlanggar UU antisusila (bener ga… ya…?)
    Tuh org di mbl sebelah ngeliatin..
P : Elo takut amat sih?
G : Ya.. iya lah.. dalam kamus gw ga ada hal" seperti itu tauuuuu…
P : Garing lo ah… dah Fr**** ya..
G : —— ( diam menerawang jalan tol yg katanya jalan bebas hambatan tapi ga bebas macet)–
Bip..bip..biiip…. -sms masuk- beberapa menit
kemudian… nit..nitt..niiiit…nit..nittt… ringtone hp
nya berbunyi… (kirim sinyal jari telunjuk menempel di bibir …pssttt… diem ya..)
P : Hallo..halloo… wah blankspot nihh telp ke No satunya yah…
—-
P : Hallo.. Baru msk tol nih…Iya..macet… ntar ya… Jam 8 mgkn baru sampe’…
    Tunggu ya…jangan pulang dulu
P : Iya..iya… dah..
——
P : Mo ikut sampe’ GM ga?
G : Ga mau.. Mo’ jemput ya?
P : He emm..
G : Ya sud lah … sampe fly over aja…
P : Ngambek ya?? kok diem sihh
–basi banget, emang pendiam… amnesia kale abis ditelp. Ii…–
G : ngga… emang seharian gw lg bad mood.
P : Ati-ati ya… …wah kursi lo panasss banget.. Hebatlah!!
(what the maksud?? absurd banget..)
Wekss.. jalanan menuju rumah ternyata macet beratttt……
Anjrootttessss…..

Beberapa minggu kemudian…
P : Wah mobil gw mogok nihh. Maleman dikit gpp?
G : Ga jadi aja ya ketemuannya. Lain kali aja
P : Bener nihh? Eh, kok sinyal d sini jelek bgt
     gw ga denger suara lo…
G : Dah .. gw mo k rmh tmn aja. Eh emang mobil
     kenapa lagi. Klo matic tuh lo harus rajin priksa
     electricity nya.. aki ma oli matic nya… Males lo
     maen mulu sehh
P : iya nih, kata servisnya .. aki gw soak gr" sring
     ngecharge..jadinya jebol tuh aki. Trus alternator
     jg kudu ganti..Duh… sinyalnya ga ada..
G : Lo brenti dimana sehh, tengah sawah ye?
     Jangan" sidejob bwt ngebayar utang, lo jd tkg
     bajak sawah… Edan masa ngebajak sawah pk
     mobil eropa… matic lagi…. Salut..salut…
P : Jangan ngledek aja lo… pusing nehhh
G : Iya dehhh ati" ya ntar dikira scarecrow!!!..
P : Ga gw kasih padi nehhh biar lo klaperan.
G : KLo Piyu Padi gw mau aja ga makan. Ga
     bakal klaperan gw…. Wis yo…
P : Awass… lo…dasar abis nyela.. sepah dibuang
     Oiya.. gw byrnya mundur ya.. abis 1.4 nehh
     Pasti dalam minggu ini kok..
G : Ya dehhh… ksh kabar aja klo dah ada..
P : Okehh…Thxxxngkyu q q q q q Q Q Q yahhh..
Huahhh.. apa yang dicari manusia dalam hidup ini
ga ngerti gw…